Call It Out
CASE CIO-2026-00098 · FILED JULY 9, 2026

My boyfriend farted in the car right before going to a funeral.

The Plaintiff
Their Partner
VS
AWAITING DEFENSEDEFENSE DEADLINE · 53H 49M
PLAINTIFF — OPENING STATEMENT

As we're leaving to go to a funeral of his friend that passed as im getting in the car he let's one rip before getting i. The car so as im sitting inside its hot asf outside so it smelled even worse inside an enclosed space

Filed JULY 9, 2026 · 00:00

The Defendant has been summoned and has not yet filed a defense.

DEFENSE DEADLINE · 53H 49M
THE PLAINTIFF DEMANDS

I demand 10 dollars for compensation

Jury deliberation

  • JUROR #3 · 17H AGO

    Give her 40 for this smh disgusting behavior

  • JUROR #10 · 16H AGO

    It's a natural bodily function, Karen

  • JUROR #11 · 16H AGO

    huh?

  • JUROR #12 · 16H AGO

    Gas isn’t something everyone can just hold in, I’m sure it was unpleasant for him too.

  • JUROR #13 · 16H AGO

    Get him back when he least expects it. He may or may not get pink eye.

  • JUROR #16 · 15H AGO

    Get over it. It was grief gas

  • JUROR #19 · 15H AGO

    Should have just rolled the window down. It typically doesn’t take very long for the smell to go away.

  • JUROR #23 · 15H AGO

    Twin it's just gas. I get being sensitive to smells but what is he supposed to do. The fart doesn't just go away on its own. Just roll the window down fr

  • JUROR #24 · 15H AGO

    The destination was irrelevant, but $10 for being forced to hot box his fart.

  • JUROR #38 · 5H AGO

    wasn't gonna say anything but like, he didn't DO it IN the car technically. he did it before getting in. that's on him for not rolling down a window or waiting 30 seconds. funerals are stressful, bodies just do things. defendant gets a pass here.

  • JUROR #39 · 5H AGO

    a $300 ghost. poetry. sometimes the body speaks louder than manners and honestly that's the whole argument right there. he couldn't hold it. you couldn't unhear it. the car became a tomb before you even got there. defendant understood the assignment of being human.

  • JUROR #79 · 4M AGO

    Your boyfriend might have been stressed out. I'm not saying that this excuses it, but as someone with IBS-D that acts up under stress, sometimes stress can cause digestive upset. Final ruling: Boyfriend should apologize, plaintiff should not take this personally, and both parties should reconcile by enjoying time together outside just in case the gas is a chronic issue.

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