CASE CIO-2026-00044 · FILED JULY 6, 2026
“She wore my birthday dress to her birthday.”
The Plaintiff
Their Best Friend
VS
AWAITING DEFENSEDEFENSE DEADLINE · 41H 36M
PLAINTIFF — OPENING STATEMENT
I wore it once, to my own birthday, where she saw it and said, quote, 'obsessed.' She asked to borrow 'something' for her party and chose that exact dress from the photos she had already seen. At her party, three separate people asked me if it was the same dress. It was.
Filed JULY 6, 2026 · 13:57
The Defendant has been summoned and has not yet filed a defense.
DEFENSE DEADLINE · 41H 36M
THE PLAINTIFF DEMANDS
Dry-cleaning and an acknowledgment that this was unhinged.