“He watched three episodes of our show without me.”

We started this show together in April. It has been our show for nine episodes. On Tuesday he watched three more without me and then discussed a plot twist at dinner like a war criminal. This is a breach of an established streaming covenant.

She fell asleep during episode six and, upon waking, described the show as 'fine.' A show cannot be 'ours' if one of us is unconscious for it. I offered a full recap and was told a recap is 'not the same thing.' I maintain that it is.