CASE CIO-2026-00041 · FILED JULY 4, 2026
DEFAULT JUDGMENTTHE DEFENDANT NEVER SHOWED
“He Venmo-requested me $4.50 for fries he offered me.”
The Plaintiff
Their Situationship
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FINAL · 156 VOTES
PLAINTIFF — OPENING STATEMENT
He said, and I quote, 'get whatever, I've got it.' The fries arrived. We shared them. At 11:58 p.m. a Venmo request for $4.50 landed on my phone with the caption 'fries lol.' I am not paying it on principle, and the principle is the entire point.
Filed JULY 4, 2026 · 18:57
THE PLAINTIFF DEMANDS
Cancel the request and provide a written definition of 'offer.'
THE JURY HAS SPOKENDEFAULT JUDGMENT
FINAL · 156 VOTES
Jury deliberation
- JUROR #31 · 1D AGO
'fries lol' is the most damning exhibit ever filed in this court
THE RECORD IS CLOSED.
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